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Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Ask Dr. Toilet: Why don't people orbit mountains?

The earth makes a bitch out of any gravitational pull that a mountain has. The Earth always wins in that case.

I knew a few guys that orbited your mother, so maybe the Earth is still here because of her fat ass dragging it along with her around the sun.

Science is a whore, isn't it?

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