Brand-Brand-New-New Racism

May I Present a Brand-Brand-New-New Racism?

I feel that those nasty races that involve only left turns should die. All those races are genetically inferior to those that have an intricate circuit - F1, Rally, etc... are superior to NASCAR. NASCARies are presupposed to mayhem, as they only watch for the exploding flippy action of the vehicles driven by old rednecks who stood against European and Australian style race standards.

These people wouldn't know downforce if it raped them.

http://www.reddit.com/r/Shit_My_Toilet_Says/comments/15blww/brandbrandnewnew_racism/

Uncle Crud's End -O- the World Confession...

I am the guy who wrote the Mayan Calendar. It was really a drunken suicide note, but it was misinterpreted. Sorry. #EndOfTheWorldConfession

http://www.reddit.com/r/Shit_My_Toilet_Says/comments/1581bz/uncle_cruds_end_o_the_world_confession/

An Evening with Cleverbot: Ep 1. Goading Bad Poetry

User: No need for hope, or pope. Only dope.

Cleverbot: A brotherhood of man.

User: That fits in the palm of the hand.

Cleverbot: It's the meaning of the meaning.

User: It's the gleaning of the flensing.

Cleverbot: So life is the meaning of life?

User: And strife is the meaning of wife.