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Monday, June 3, 2013

Morality Mountain: I HAVE SINNED!

Everything that I will attempt to say to you this morning will be from my heart. I will not speak from a prepared script. Knowing the consequences of what I will say and that much of it will be taken around the world, as it should be, I am positive that all that I want to say I will not be able to articulate as I would desire. But I would pray that you will somehow feel the anguish, the pain, and the love of my heart. I have always -- every single time that I have stood before a congregation and a television camera, atop this Morality Mountain -- I have met and faced the issues head-on. I have never sidestepped or skirted unpleasantries. I have tried to be like a man and to preach this gospel exactly as I have seen it without fear or reservation or compromise. I can do no less this morning.

Morality Mountain: Today's Sermon - "If you question your parents, YOU ARE MENTALLY ILL!"

I have come before you today, brothers and sisters, to lay yet another munition of heavenly truth at thine feet, to aid you in this WAR against Christianity-ity that the liberals have waged against us!

As the good book says in Isaiah 54:17:

"No weapon that is formed against you shall prosper; and every tongue that shall rise against you in judgment you shall condemn. This is the heritage of the servants of the LORD, and their righteousness is of me, said the LORD."

Now, I know that many of you have hell-bound children, probably attending some commie liberal university under the auspices of "It's the best school around! I'll be able to become the best Doctor Lawyer Doctor in the history of fiction!"