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Friday, May 29, 2015

Ebert & Toilet: Kung Fury - NAO.

Kung Fury is the most goddamn awesome fucking movie I've seen in decades. GET IT NAO!

Ebert: I'd beat a crowd of New York assholes with my penny loafers to see this movie! TWO THUMBS UP!
Commodeus: Ebert, I'd beat your mother's corpse to new death with my shit flagellum, and sacrifice the world on my altar of syphilitic enlightenment in order to see this movie! TWO FECAL OCTOPUS TENTACLES UP YOUR DECREPIT ASSHOLE!


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