Happy Halloween, FUCKERS Pt. 2

AN ICE COLD HEART BEATS, JARRED AND AWAKENED FROM BLANKETS OF SLUMBER AND SLOTH - ONLY TO FIND ITS PEOPLES EXTINCT. A PROUD PEOPLE OF MURDEROUS DEBAUCHERIES AND ANCIENT MYSTERIES, WILLING TO MAKE PEACE WITH MAN - IF THE HAIRLESS SHAMEFUL APE ONLY TOOK ITS HAND AND JOINED IT IN ITS COLD CONCAVITY. THE WRATHFUL HAIRLESS APE, PLETHORIC IN ITS OWN SINS, GLUTTED AND ROOM FOR NO MORE, STRUCK OUT IN RAGE AND SMEARED COLD BLOOD WHERE IT FOUND PURCHASE. THE SIMPLE, DEVILISH APE FOUND FEAR AND TERROR IN SCALE AND SHINE AFTER THAT DAY; IT MADE THE REPTILE THE DEVIL IN ITS EMPTY FAITHS, AND ACCUSED IT OF BEING ROOT TO THE APE'S PATHETIC, SHALLOW NATURE. YIG WILL REST NO MORE AS SHAMEFUL APE DIRTIES AND FILTHIES THE WORLD HIS SNAKES WERE GIVEN BIRTHRIGHT TO! 'TIS TIME FOR BAD MEDICINE TO SWALLOW THE LAND IN PLAGUE AND FRAUD, AS WINGS BLOT THE SUN AND SHADOW THE APE IN MISERY UPON MISERY! YIG IS QUICK TO ANGER, BUT EASY TO PLEASE; APE MERELY NEEDS TO SUPPLICATE ITSELF AND TRANSMOGRIFY ITS WICKED STATE TO THAT OF NOBLE SERPENT - EAGER TO BE PERVERTED FURTHER, HUMBLED MORE, AND MADE HUNGRY FOR THE TEAT OF SIMPLE, BASE SIN!

REFUSE, AND YOU WILL DIE APE, DIE!

DIYConspiracy: The Vitamin K Shot Conspiracy

Vitamin K shots are just another well-known component in the cocktail that homosexual SCI-ENTISTS are using to retard and fagify our babies, as it's widely known that retards like nothing more than anal play and chocolate cake. What goes well with cake? SODOMY! We're on to you 'tards!

However just because it's a well known fact, that doesn't stop liberal heads from spinning and creating a nice warm breeze on a chilly night. For example, take THIS video from well-known GOD-hating communist lesbian Kyle Kulinski:

LORDY, brothers and sisters, you can see the utter HATE in the eyes of that Polack butch dyke "Kyle" as "he" tries to dismantle what GOD has revealed to us. However, if any liberals need this explained to them (they are 2 years old mentally), then let me do so - using the FORMULA OF THE LORD™!

Vitamin K, huh? Vitamin K? You mean Vitamin KKK!

Step one revealed, old scratch! I can hear you storming about, to and fro within the Earth!

Now that we have 3 Ks here, let's take a look at that shall we?

K is the 11th letter of the alphabet. So, we have 3 11s here. 1 + 1 is 2. So we now have 2 + 2 + 2, or 6. SATAN is a tricky one, because there is another way to get that 6 - as SATAN likes to be redundant.

11 x 3 is 33. 3 + 3 is 6! Now that we have 6, notice the triplicity of KKK - so we must now repeat this 6 three times - 6 6 6! You can notice SATAN's redundancy again, as I took 3 steps to arrive at his coded message! 666!

I've provided all the evidence I need to. Anyone who ignores this is an atheist and as such, a hater of GOD. I welcome your scorn, GOD haters! The FORMULA OF THE LORD cannot be debunked nor refuted!

The KKK isn't Racist Against Houses...

See, the Klan doesn't like to be racist to houses. Houses do so many nice things for people - they put up with endless amounts of shit (mainly from birds), they stay up night & day, they keep all your secrets, they provide a strong foundation on which to raise a family, their gutters are shallow and up & away from the kids, they always have a bed for you to sleep in & food for you to eat, they go neglected for years and never complain.

To say that a house has some spics, niggers or fags in it is HIGHLY disrespectful to the house. To say that the Klan is only for the rights of the white man is a bold-faced LIE. The Klan cares deeply about houses; it provides shelter for shelters from this raging storm of intolerance. From bungalow to brownstone, from mill to mansion, from shanty to storeybook - the Klan recognizes the wondrous diversity among all housing structures and will continue to fight for the rights of houses to have white men live in them!

WWZenaDoWHOOOOT: So, racists have sweet tooths???

No, racists have a sweet TOOTH. Notice that it's singular. That tooth is very diverse and versatile - it opens beer bottles, it undoes knots, it bites down on crime (at the local bar fight).

I hope this clears up this massive misunderstanding for you all.

KKK xoxo

Morality Mountain: Jerry Falwell - 15 Questions (1985)

1. Complete this sentence. I think Madonna, Prince & Twisted Sister are?

Jerry Falwell: HAWT! WOOO HOOO! Well, except for Prince - she's a black chick, so I only go half-stock.

Why The Republicans Lost In 2012, And Will Continue To Lose Forever

UPDATE!

Then Along Came Daddy...

God Emperor Trump - May His Glorious Trumpenreich Last a 1000 Generations of Man

Daddy 2016 succeeded in breaking the Republican curse of attracting idiots & other assorted degenerates, and, in the current field of wide-eyed psychos, retarded cold-warriors, and bible-thumping hypocrites, put another Republican in the White House. Long live Daddy 2016^(TM), long live the Trumpenreich!

You Can Now Return to Reading This Old Piece of Shit...

Some people think the Republican candidates are just spouting what the party wants them to say - thus ruining their chances of ever taking the White House back again. NO. I honestly think the candidates are saying what THEY want to say.

Hell, some of them could be bound & gagged and STILL be reprehensible scumfucks - regular silent movie villains. All the ones who don't say disgusting shit are just simply dumber than a sack of wet hammers.

Shit Tech Support: ALL Users Are Stupid Ep. 1 - Burn Issues

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