CrudOMatic: dis sheeeeit be quiet
CrudOMatic: shitposting maelask nao
CrudOMatic: drunk bout ta kkkrash nigguh
maelask: fug :DDD :DD
CrudOMatic: lollers
CrudOMatic: come at meh
CrudOMatic: i'z a gud boi dat dindu nuffin
CrudOMatic: come on, no one?!
CrudOMatic: i ate a dik, an nao im roilin
CrudOMatic: nao fagit
CrudOMatic: godammit, dis is borin meh
CrudOMatic: mah feminism, niggers
CrudOMatic: How about them Jets? I hear they suck
maelask: i'm an eurobenis, i only know soccer
CrudOMatic: sharks are much better, no assholes, you know
CrudOMatic: oh, soccer eh?
maelask: there's this uefa champions league final today
CrudOMatic: oh mah shins, i gotta sit nao
CrudOMatic: ok go
maelask: real madrid - atletico madrid
CrudOMatic: madrid got raeped by muzzies 900 years ago
CrudOMatic: or some shit
CrudOMatic: muzzies over 9000, spain 0
CrudOMatic: im 35 and im fucked nao, gotta shit talk before i pass out
maelask: spain got raped by sandniggers in 711
maelask: then we kicked 'em out in 1501
CrudOMatic: like ol dirty /b/tard
maelask: we kicked the jews out in 1492 by the way
CrudOMatic: remember that city that was named death to the joos?
CrudOMatic: that was classic
CrudOMatic: based spain
CrudOMatic: or france?
CrudOMatic: who fucking knows, europe, right?
CrudOMatic: europe was so full of win before the end of ww2
maelask: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castrillo_Mota_de_Jud%C3%ADos
jennifer: [ Castrillo Mota de JudÃos - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ] - https://en.wikipedia.org
maelask: it was castrillo matajudÃos until 2015
CrudOMatic: haha!
CrudOMatic: juden got knickered in dere asses or some shit
CrudOMatic: gotta change it
CrudOMatic: 71 based motherfuckers
CrudOMatic: EU was all butthurt though, or sumpin?
CrudOMatic: what made em change it
maelask: idk
maelask: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Mort_aux_Juifs
jennifer: [ La Mort aux Juifs - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ] - https://en.wikipedia.org
maelask: renamed in 2015 too
maelask: that's "Death to the Jews" in french
CrudOMatic: idk the spanish were based in 1492 - kicked the joos out and sailed around the world or some shit. spices nigger
CrudOMatic: muricas was founded by some spaniard named jesus or sumpin, and ripped the boards off the mezzos head - no nigger, stop doin dat shit to yo kids
CrudOMatic: dey aint predators, the predators is comin in 1984
CrudOMatic: all invisishiny an shit
CrudOMatic: but arnie knows
CrudOMatic: gotta get to da choppa
CrudOMatic: then mexico sold drugs, an woodrow wilson was all liek "wait 20 years, an ill ban dat shit, yo"
CrudOMatic: but then based base heads were all liek, no I need dat to put my horrible baby who wont sleep to sleep. fucking clothes hangers, right?
CrudOMatic: then margaret sanger went "d00d girls, goks better hangers, and the gubmint says aight
CrudOMatic: then repubs launched warz n shit, iowa was completely radiated, and the corn moved to nebraska cuz shit was too intense
CrudOMatic: then rowwade rolled on to the scene wif god bad n uggs, and made bortion happen
CrudOMatic: then there wuz corn flakes for everbody, because bortion wuz legal, and corn was chillin in nebraska, and said that the shavings off dey nut skin was cool to put in cereal
CrudOMatic: then there was faggot, because corn flakes cleared their colons, and made they asses deep
CrudOMatic: an everyone was enjoying faggot butthole - then reagan happened, and he nuked san fran with the new aids bomb
CrudOMatic: den faggots was all liek nooo! but then bill clinton happened, and he made the internets or some shit, and faggots were able to avoid the aids because of doxxing in the early internets because mofos was dumb an used their realnames
CrudOMatic: i wuz a realname faggot in 1994, but it was ok, usenets verified i didnt have aids
CrudOMatic: an i goks all kins o peen
CrudOMatic: i was awesome but den the bush happened, and raped me with his vagjayjay
CrudOMatic: an i went to wars, an killed sandniggers, but now im bak, but limp biskit played an i goks pissed because dat aint real musaks
CrudOMatic: madiens in iron and pantang tigers with metaaliclaws or NUFFIN
CrudOMatic: but itz ok fagits, im here nao, an i goks love juice
CrudOMatic: ssssh they aint supposed to kno im live nao - black ops er sumpin
CrudOMatic: no one?
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