Shit my Toilet Says

Slavishly serving up nuggets of ridiculous bullshit, spewn forth from my horrendously polite and correct porcelain god from beyond the grave of the stars - Commodeus. Then, some cookies and punch. The blood and teeth flavored kind.
If it isn't PAINFULLY obvious to you, Shit my Toilet Says deals with Parody, Dark/Sick Humor, and general Weird-Ass subject material. If you want to get all butthurt about it - please kindly GO FUCK YOURSELF. Consider this your TRIGGER WARNING.

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Saturday, April 19, 2014

Shit Tech Support: ALL Users Are Stupid Ep. 1 - Burn Issues

Crud O'Matic: Clandestine Lesbian Tech Support, this is Crud O'Matic speaking. How may I help you today - Sir or Madam?

Donnie Wallbanger: Yes, I have a Clandestine Lesbian 21' flat ass monitor - model number OICU812 - and it's having issues with holding images...

This shit goes on... (Read more) »

Possible Shit To Go On About

Ask Dr. Toilet - Science-y shit. 13th century medical advice. Poop-Psy psychology.
DIYConspiracy - Free IlluminatiMason Bergerbuilder Lizard people stole my butt donut, and are using it to control the stock prices of Krispy Creme! FOR GREAT FALSE FLAG, INSIDE JOB TERROR!
Strictly 'Mershal - Advertise! Your FAKE products and services here! GOD HELP YOU if they are real!
Inferiority Complex - Why your superiors are suppressing your ultimate star dick from the women/men folk, and why you are superior to them.
Stalk U - Dating advice from the creepy.
Morality Mountain - God's God-fearing chosen few, destined to rule over all you sinful filthy peons. The TRULY moral live atop mountains - not ivory towers. Because ivory is the color of semen, and towers are phallic - which inspires sodomy.
Ebert & Toilet - Shitty entertainment shit that you've fucking seen. BigLittle Screen. Meatbags and crayon scribbles.
An Evening with Cleverbot - Shorting out the bio-mechanical circuitry of the Internet's favorite happy hop-a-long retard.
It Tastes Like SHIT! - The shittiest concoctions you've ever been forced to eat, or have forcefully inserted into someone else by hand-crafted stoma. Recipe required.
Green PETAr - Ecologically Biological Geology faggotry rants, for a new squeaky-clean Mudder Earf.
Shit Tech Support - A long distance, last ditch call for computer help. A thick Plutonian accent claims it comes from Detroit. Rates may apply. Rule of thumb - ALL users are stupid.

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Saturday, April 19, 2014

Shit Tech Support: ALL Users Are Stupid Ep. 1 - Burn Issues

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