Feminists Hate Black Pussy

https://www.change.org/p/black-pussy-all-white-male-band-black-pussy-should-change-their-name-or-venues-who-booked-them-should-be-boycotted?recruiter=245475111&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=autopublish&utm_term=des-lg-share_petition-reason_msg

Well, it seems like the boys in Black Pussy are up against the crimson tidal wave of estrus-stench infused rancid cranberry sauce known as feminism. The diaphragm dam has exploded and is threatening to drown all those pot smoking lovers of double-fisted cock & ball, unless, unless our boys Black Pussy change their band's name. Then, somehow, the laws of physics will be brutally raped into submission - no, wait. The professional whales wailers will still find something to cry themselves to sleep over.

The Feminist logo - looks familiar, doesn't it? OH SHIT, "familiar" has "famil-" in it - it's triggering!

Should our fine lads in Black Pussy buckle under the pressure, I'll be the first to tell them that there is no such thing as bad publicity - the more the cunts cry, the more exposure our boys will get. So, Black Pussy, should the name change absolutely have to happen, I have a few name suggestions that will net you'ze guys millions of dollars (thousands of Jew golds) worth of free publicity.

Now, it's important to remember, your name should stay true to formula - but have an air of plausible deniability. With this formula firmly in grasp, much like a spongy and abused flaccid dick, let's start some shit.

TOP 10 REPLACEMENT NAMES FOR BLACK PUSSY (in no certain fucking order):

• The Monkey Muffs
• Gorilla Gash Extravaganza
• Mandrill Minge
• Holy Baboon Beef Curtains, Batman
• Greasy Simian Snatch Sandwiches
• Chimp Chuff Stuffers, Inc.
• The Koon Kunt Kollective
• The Tarbaby Twats
• Macaque Meat Wallet
• Gibbon Cock Socket Express

If it would have been me, I would have chosen one of these fine band names from the get-go - you'd have saved yourselves a lot of trouble, and would have gotten that sweet publicity up front. Then again, I would have just named my band "The Underground Cum Dumpsters on Fire Railroad" and seen just how smart these SocJus types really are.

Hang in there guys (see what I did there?), Black Pussy is a fine name. However, don't forget all the fine alternatives your alcoholic (if Listerine is considered booze) Uncle Crud just gave you. I could use the royalties money.