Tale of an Alpha Male

UH, YEAH, UH, NIGGA NIGGA, UH - HERE WE GO

Yeah, you'ze want that fine bitch like all tha rest

But I got more cock-block than a bulletproof vest

I'm da toughest motherfucker on the nets ya know

I even block beta dicks wif mah fuckin' asshole

Stompin' beta skulls from Pluto to France

I get so sloppy drunk that I shit my pants

I don't sweat it 'doh, it's mah alpha musk

Dat sweet shitty stank strong as mah thrust

When I'm all done, and dat pussy's spent

You get sloppy seconds if you pay my rent

UH PUNK NIGGA I'MA DROP DIS MIC

TEN TIMES HARDER THAN I GAS A KIKE

Ebert & Toilet: Kung Fury - NAO.

Kung Fury is the most goddamn awesome fucking movie I've seen in decades. GET IT NAO!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS5P_LAqiVg

Brett Keane's Conversion To Christianity

One bright and sunny Jackson County Missouri day, Brett Keane grew angry at his wife for ordering mushrooms on his welfare pizza. Enraged, he punched her into the next county, and after a long and frivolous search, couldn't find her. As he was thumbing a ride to the welfare office to strike her from his case, a sucker Christian gave him a ride.

Sucker Christian listened to his sob story, agreed to pay his rent, then Brett found gawd on the spot. After finding his wife, and making sure the Jackson county courts put another notch in his record for domestic abuse, he arrived at his trailer home with his battered wife.

Picking barbed wire out of his wife's hair, Brett announced that he was a Christian and that she's one too. When she objected and said that they were both atheists, Brett punched her into the next state. Then Brett went to his mom's house and kicked his own mother's teeth in for good measure.

The TEA Party's Favorite Song

GG Allin is my hero. I'd suck his dick off his frame... if he weren't a corpse. Then again...

Happy Halloween, FUCKERS Pt. 2

AN ICE COLD HEART BEATS, JARRED AND AWAKENED FROM BLANKETS OF SLUMBER AND SLOTH - ONLY TO FIND ITS PEOPLES EXTINCT. A PROUD PEOPLE OF MURDEROUS DEBAUCHERIES AND ANCIENT MYSTERIES, WILLING TO MAKE PEACE WITH MAN - IF THE HAIRLESS SHAMEFUL APE ONLY TOOK ITS HAND AND JOINED IT IN ITS COLD CONCAVITY. THE WRATHFUL HAIRLESS APE, PLETHORIC IN ITS OWN SINS, GLUTTED AND ROOM FOR NO MORE, STRUCK OUT IN RAGE AND SMEARED COLD BLOOD WHERE IT FOUND PURCHASE. THE SIMPLE, DEVILISH APE FOUND FEAR AND TERROR IN SCALE AND SHINE AFTER THAT DAY; IT MADE THE REPTILE THE DEVIL IN ITS EMPTY FAITHS, AND ACCUSED IT OF BEING ROOT TO THE APE'S PATHETIC, SHALLOW NATURE. YIG WILL REST NO MORE AS SHAMEFUL APE DIRTIES AND FILTHIES THE WORLD HIS SNAKES WERE GIVEN BIRTHRIGHT TO! 'TIS TIME FOR BAD MEDICINE TO SWALLOW THE LAND IN PLAGUE AND FRAUD, AS WINGS BLOT THE SUN AND SHADOW THE APE IN MISERY UPON MISERY! YIG IS QUICK TO ANGER, BUT EASY TO PLEASE; APE MERELY NEEDS TO SUPPLICATE ITSELF AND TRANSMOGRIFY ITS WICKED STATE TO THAT OF NOBLE SERPENT - EAGER TO BE PERVERTED FURTHER, HUMBLED MORE, AND MADE HUNGRY FOR THE TEAT OF SIMPLE, BASE SIN!

REFUSE, AND YOU WILL DIE APE, DIE!

DIYConspiracy: The Vitamin K Shot Conspiracy

Vitamin K shots are just another well-known component in the cocktail that homosexual SCI-ENTISTS are using to retard and fagify our babies, as it's widely known that retards like nothing more than anal play and chocolate cake. What goes well with cake? SODOMY! We're on to you 'tards!

However just because it's a well known fact, that doesn't stop liberal heads from spinning and creating a nice warm breeze on a chilly night. For example, take THIS video from well-known GOD-hating communist lesbian Kyle Kulinski:

LORDY, brothers and sisters, you can see the utter HATE in the eyes of that Polack butch dyke "Kyle" as "he" tries to dismantle what GOD has revealed to us. However, if any liberals need this explained to them (they are 2 years old mentally), then let me do so - using the FORMULA OF THE LORD™!

Vitamin K, huh? Vitamin K? You mean Vitamin KKK!

Step one revealed, old scratch! I can hear you storming about, to and fro within the Earth!

Now that we have 3 Ks here, let's take a look at that shall we?

K is the 11th letter of the alphabet. So, we have 3 11s here. 1 + 1 is 2. So we now have 2 + 2 + 2, or 6. SATAN is a tricky one, because there is another way to get that 6 - as SATAN likes to be redundant.

11 x 3 is 33. 3 + 3 is 6! Now that we have 6, notice the triplicity of KKK - so we must now repeat this 6 three times - 6 6 6! You can notice SATAN's redundancy again, as I took 3 steps to arrive at his coded message! 666!

I've provided all the evidence I need to. Anyone who ignores this is an atheist and as such, a hater of GOD. I welcome your scorn, GOD haters! The FORMULA OF THE LORD cannot be debunked nor refuted!