Brand-Brand-New-New Racism

May I Present a Brand-Brand-New-New Racism?

I feel that those nasty races that involve only left turns should die. All those races are genetically inferior to those that have an intricate circuit - F1, Rally, etc... are superior to NASCAR. NASCARies are presupposed to mayhem, as they only watch for the exploding flippy action of the vehicles driven by old rednecks who stood against European and Australian style race standards.

These people wouldn't know downforce if it raped them.

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