Pieist vs. Cakist

No. No cake. Pie. ONLY Pie.

Us Pieists are tired of the oligarchy that Cakists have built around us. CLEARLY Pie is the healthier, sweeter, tastier and more rewarding dessert treat, yet Cakists will have you believe that they are superior - the creators of dessert joy - and thus should have impunity from the law and taxes.

This of course means that us Pieists have to pick up the slack - DESTROYING our upward mobility. Marie Antoinette was a brutal Cakist - look at HER reward. Pie REVOLUTION NAO!

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