CrudOMatic: dis sheeeeit be quiet
CrudOMatic: shitposting maelask nao
CrudOMatic: drunk bout ta kkkrash nigguh
maelask: fug :DDD :DD
Slavishly serving up nuggets of ridiculous bullshit, spewn forth from my horrendously polite and correct porcelain god from beyond the grave of the stars - Commodeus. Then, some cookies and punch. The blood and teeth flavored kind.
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Please, feel free to smash a BitCoin in the face - and send me it's teeth: 1JNGXVUqMxGV9mrfD9eWCtfaj2FHYdGhBj
CrudOMatic: dis sheeeeit be quiet
CrudOMatic: shitposting maelask nao
CrudOMatic: drunk bout ta kkkrash nigguh
maelask: fug :DDD :DD
UH, YEAH, UH, NIGGA NIGGA, UH - HERE WE GO
Yeah, you'ze want that fine bitch like all tha rest
But I got more cock-block than a bulletproof vest
I'm da toughest motherfucker on the nets ya know
I even block beta dicks wif mah fuckin' asshole
Stompin' beta skulls from Pluto to France
I get so sloppy drunk that I shit my pants
I don't sweat it 'doh, it's mah alpha musk
Dat sweet shitty stank strong as mah thrust
When I'm all done, and dat pussy's spent
You get sloppy seconds if you pay my rent
UH PUNK NIGGA I'MA DROP DIS MIC
TEN TIMES HARDER THAN I GAS A KIKE