Well, it seems like the boys in Black Pussy are up against the crimson tidal wave of estrus-stench infused rancid cranberry sauce known as feminism. The diaphragm dam has exploded and is threatening to drown all those pot smoking lovers of double-fisted cock & ball, unless, unless our boys Black Pussy change their band's name. Then, somehow, the laws of physics will be brutally raped into submission - no, wait. The professional
Slavishly serving up nuggets of ridiculous bullshit, spewn forth from my horrendously polite and correct porcelain god from beyond the grave of the stars - Commodeus. Then, some cookies and punch. The blood and teeth flavored kind.
If it isn't PAINFULLY obvious to you, Shit my Toilet Says deals with Parody, Dark/Sick Humor, and general Weird-Ass subject material. If you want to get all butthurt about it - please kindly GO FUCK YOURSELF. Consider this your TRIGGER WARNING.
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Friday, July 17, 2015
Feminists Hate Black Pussy
https://www.change.org/p/black-pussy-all-white-male-band-black-pussy-should-change-their-name-or-venues-who-booked-them-should-be-boycotted?recruiter=245475111&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=autopublish&utm_term=des-lg-share_petition-reason_msg
Well, it seems like the boys in Black Pussy are up against the crimson tidal wave of estrus-stench infused rancid cranberry sauce known as feminism. The diaphragm dam has exploded and is threatening to drown all those pot smoking lovers of double-fisted cock & ball, unless, unless our boys Black Pussy change their band's name. Then, somehow, the laws of physics will be brutally raped into submission - no, wait. The professionalwhales wailers will still find something to cry themselves to sleep over.
Well, it seems like the boys in Black Pussy are up against the crimson tidal wave of estrus-stench infused rancid cranberry sauce known as feminism. The diaphragm dam has exploded and is threatening to drown all those pot smoking lovers of double-fisted cock & ball, unless, unless our boys Black Pussy change their band's name. Then, somehow, the laws of physics will be brutally raped into submission - no, wait. The professional
Monday, July 13, 2015
Tale of an Alpha Male
UH, YEAH, UH, NIGGA NIGGA, UH - HERE WE GO
Yeah, you'ze want that fine bitch like all tha rest
But I got more cock-block than a bulletproof vest
I'm da toughest motherfucker on the nets ya know
I even block beta dicks wif mah fuckin' asshole
Stompin' beta skulls from Pluto to France
I get so sloppy drunk that I shit my pants
I don't sweat it 'doh, it's mah alpha musk
Dat sweet shitty stank strong as mah thrust
When I'm all done, and dat pussy's spent
You get sloppy seconds if you pay my rent
UH PUNK NIGGA I'MA DROP DIS MIC
TEN TIMES HARDER THAN I GAS A KIKE
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